Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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