the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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