i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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