It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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