honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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