Whoa Z and x make the same sound
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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