I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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