Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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