So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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