Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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