Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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