He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
someone owes me an orgasm
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
