I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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