So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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