PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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