no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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