She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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