Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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