yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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