it was like eating out sand paper
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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