Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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