bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just forgot I was standing up.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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