4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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