Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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