What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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