So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
