It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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