if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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