talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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