My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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