She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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