I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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