If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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