I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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