I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
COCAINE IS GR8
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