3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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