she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We need to get me chipped asap
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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