I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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