where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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