so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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