Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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