Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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