I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You are a genius and a whore.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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