Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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