He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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