Me. At least after what I've been through.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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