I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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