no you cant smoke seaweed
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
