help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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