people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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