I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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