My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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