she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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